This is a step-by-step guide to moving a heavy 27 inch TV from your friend's place to your place which is about 1.5 kms away and on top of a hill using nothing but a little old granny bike.
Step 1: Get a friend to give you a TV and lend you her bike. Remove bike seat. Tie TV to rear rack with string.
Step 2: Push bike up hill with on person pushing handlebars and another person pushing the back and making sure the TV doesn't fall off.
Step 3: Switch positions so you don't get too tired doing the same thing.
Step 4: Re-adjust the position of the TV when it almost falls off.
Step 5: Voila! You now have a 27 inch TV in your living room!